“Ok, so tape is rolling?”
“So note how my jaw hinges like a snake’s. See-that’s straight-up Savannah-style action, right there. Rhinos be trippin, elephants be runnin-it’s the King of the beasts!”
“Amaya, she’s going down to the King of the beasts! Look at that dead one over there, Amaya-that’s YOUR fate! Submit!”
“Ok, so in this shot guys, I’m feasting on her bloddy carcass with Kiki, who I’ve also killed, in the background-that enforces my killer cred. Just try not to shoot my butt too much-I’m kinda in a gaining cycle and I haven’t been to the gym in a while…”
“I’m not quite dead yet!”
“I got cat hair in my mouth! Gross!”
